One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked, and his face allegedly half eaten, by a naked man on the MacArthur Causeway off ramp Saturday, police said. …
The officer, who has not been identified, approached and, seeing what was happening, also ordered the naked man to back away. When he continued the assault, the officer shot him, police sources said. The attacker failed to stop after being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.
This is how it ALWAYS happens in the movies. I’d keep a close eye on the victim (aka Patient Zero) and close down all air traffic from the American continent as a precautionary measure.
The incident, which came as crowds descended upon South Beach for the annual Urban Beach Week hip-hop festival, snarled traffic on the causeway for several hours.
The alternate, “edgy” interpretation is that said victim might have been okay if he’d followed John Derbyshire’s Rule 10d.
Nah. Zombies are far likelier.
