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How shall we put this… royally cucked?

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  1. reiner Tor says

    It’s so embarrassing I’m embarrassed for Harry. He used to be a cool guy, but the drugs did him in.

  2. songbird says

    Probably should have had an arranged marriage.

  3. reiner Tor says

    I think it’s an arranged marriage. His family encouraged it to modernize and multiculturalize the image of the monarchy and the dynasty.

  4. Thorfinnsson says

    And for this arranged multicultural marriage they picked a divorced American “actress” who’s older than Harry is and is already going gray? And one whom both the Queen and William hate?

    May I remind you that Megan Markle is alleged to have worked as a prostitute as well.

    I can certainly see the logic of multiculturalizing and modernizing the royal family, but Megan Markle?

    If this was the plan a British mulatta younger than Harry would’ve been picked. Leah Hackett, Elarica Johnson, Chelsee Healey, or Melanie Liburd would fit the bill based on age and appearance.

    Megan Markle was good for the dynasty’s image when she was just his girlfriend. You’re not supposed to marry your dubious cougar lover–player lesson 101.

    Harry’s one of those natural players with no internal game or core. Men like this often end up in baffling, disastrous marriages. There’s no end of tabloid stories about them showing that Harry’s a bitch.

  5. Hyperborean says

    Leah Hackett, Elarica Johnson, Chelsee Healey, or Melanie Liburd would fit the bill based on age and appearance.

    I looked them up, and the other three seem decent-looking (some pictures are more flattering than others) but Healey looks awful, so artificial (and not the pretty kind).

  6. reiner Tor says

    The first two are the prettiest to me, then comes the fourth, and yeah, Healey is the worst.

  7. inertial says

    We just had an argument about aristocracy vs. post-Communist elite.

    Meghan Markle and her future fluid-gendered child is aristocracy.

  8. Ali Choudhury says

    There seems to be a lot of resentment of Meghan Markle based on her being an American actress parvenu who has bagged a prize that many hopeful potential mother-in-laws had set their hearts on.

  9. Hyperborean says

    History repeats itself, the first time as tragedy, the second time as farce.

    https://images.immediate.co.uk/volatile/sites/7/2018/05/GettyImages-103627654-b76e145.jpg?quality=90&lb=1112

  10. Toronto Russian says

    “Edward VIII, the only monarch in history to abandon the ship of state to sign on as a third mate on a Baltimore tramp.”

  11. sher singh says

    I feel sorry for Anglos..

  12. Yevardian says

    May I remind you that Megan Markle is alleged to have worked as a prostitute as well.

    Couldn’t find anything past that link, though I didn’t both looking very far. Though the distinction between a ‘sex worker’ and Hollywood has always been rather academic. Haven’t a series of ex-porn performers, male and female, taken mainstream acting roles at this point?

    https://canoe.com/life/royals/meghan-markle-writes-empowering-words-for-prostitutes